if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following
- they are called “shorts”
- i look great
Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made
Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.
He proceeded to show it to us in class.
that commentary made me reblog this. Wonderful.
Hey, sweetheart, where’d you get those eyes?
You think that I could have a pair?
Love the way that they glaze over
No point pretending that we care
There are cracks between the concrete that we will all fill up with time
If you wanna move ahead, you have gotta leave me behind
i love it when teenage boys make edgy jokes and theyre just laughing but ur not laughing. they say shit like “oh come on it was funny”. you still arent laughing. you can see their soul shrivelling before you, you can see the fear in their eyes
it is our civic duty to help boys realize that theyre not funny and they need to shut up
one of my favorite things is telling someone their joke is not funny/ offensive
nah son, i ain’t got no snapchat. I’m old-fashioned. just fax it to me. fax me the nudes.
AU where 'friend' and 'boyfriend'/'girlfriend' are the same word. imagine how confusing that would be! you would tell somebody about your ‘friend’ but they literally wouldn’t know what you relationship is because……..
oh wait sorry this isn’t an AU. German, I was talking about German. Imagine German.
Mastodon- High Road
Figured since I’m wearing a Mastodon shirt rn I might listen to it
wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours