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if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

  • they are called “shorts”
  • i look great
via  spirkcantwerk  (originally  jaclcfrost)
1 hour ago on 19 April 2014 @ 2:20pm 36,649 notes



Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made

Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.

He proceeded to show it to us in class.

that commentary made me reblog this. Wonderful.

via  angrystop  (originally  fuckyeah-chickflicks)
1 hour ago on 19 April 2014 @ 1:54pm 120,265 notes
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via  readabooknotablog  (originally  envy4breakfast)
1 hour ago on 19 April 2014 @ 1:52pm 106,005 notes


Hey, sweetheart, where’d you get those eyes?
You think that I could have a pair?
Love the way that they glaze over
No point pretending that we care
There are cracks between the concrete that we will all fill up with time
If you wanna move ahead, you have gotta leave me behind

7 hours ago on 19 April 2014 @ 8:16am 300 notes



i love it when teenage boys make edgy jokes and theyre just laughing but ur not laughing. they say shit like “oh come on it was funny”. you still arent laughing. you can see their soul shrivelling before you, you can see the fear in their eyes

it is our civic duty to help boys realize that theyre not funny and they need to shut up

one of my favorite things is telling someone their joke is not funny/ offensive

via  warmheart-abeautifulbrain  (originally  v0lus)
7 hours ago on 19 April 2014 @ 8:15am 32,338 notes
via  benwinstagram  (originally  nadioz)
17 hours ago on 18 April 2014 @ 10:30pm 94 notes
via  rnaxbemis  (originally  dereknotderrick)
17 hours ago on 18 April 2014 @ 10:29pm 58,881 notes


nah son, i ain’t got no snapchat. I’m old-fashioned. just fax it to me. fax me the nudes.

via  wheres-the-face  (originally  birdschoolforbirds)
17 hours ago on 18 April 2014 @ 10:19pm 55,117 notes


lets talk about those cheekbones

via  the-front-butts  (originally  brian-sella-everything)
1 day ago on 18 April 2014 @ 7:45am 290 notes
via  sshibe  (originally  funwithfixedfocallength)
1 day ago on 18 April 2014 @ 7:42am 58 notes


AU where 'friend' and 'boyfriend'/'girlfriend' are the same word. imagine how confusing that would be! you would tell somebody about your ‘friend’ but they literally wouldn’t know what you relationship is because……..

oh wait sorry this isn’t an AU. German, I was talking about German. Imagine German.

via  feels-on-wheels  (originally  spockhetti)
1 day ago on 17 April 2014 @ 10:07pm 37,818 notes
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via  ccc0urtney  (originally  gfandexgfbdsmgallery)
1 day ago on 17 April 2014 @ 9:58pm 28,417 notes


Mastodon- High Road

Figured since I’m wearing a Mastodon shirt rn I might listen to it

1 day ago on 17 April 2014 @ 9:55pm 216 notes


wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours

via  ablueraftonthebluesea  (originally  buttlid)
1 day ago on 17 April 2014 @ 9:45pm 279,698 notes




(here it is!)



1 day ago on 17 April 2014 @ 9:39pm 9,250 notes